"Insane" Mom of the Year...

As you know, I have been unemployed this school year. I have worked here and there as a sub, but for the most part I have just been unemployed.

With Mo transferring to the local public school, I have managed to fill my days with many volunteer opportunities. AND, I love every minute of it! I wish that we could pay bills with volunteer hours because I would have no trouble whatsoever having this be my full-time job.

Last week was absolutely crazy...Monday was normal - no real places to go or things to do, which was nice as there were many things to come.

Tuesday I was a parent volunteer at JA BizTown (JA - Junior Achievement) up in Portland. Our 5th graders have been taking part in a consumer economics type curriculum and the culminating event was this field trip. Now, you may be saying, "but I thought Mo was a 4th grader?" You are right - she is a 4th grader, but they were low on 5th grade parent volunteers and since I know the teachers from the Native American Art Literacy project, they asked me. SO, off I went on Tuesday, bright and early, so that I could be there and ready to go when the kids arrived at their schedule 9am (actual arrival was more like 9:30).

BizTown is a room that has been set up to re-create a city, complete with City Hall, stores, utilities, newspaper, TV station, cafe, etc. I was in charge of the Allstate Insurance office. As a parent volunteer, my main job was to oversee my workers who were supposed to be doing the job all by themselves. Essentially my job was to make sure no one died and to refer them back to their manuals everytime they had a question. Easy enough, right? YEAH, RIGHT! I had 3 workers at Allstate - the CFO, CEO, and an Agent. The kids had applied for the jobs and the teachers had chosen them for jobs that best suited their personality and abilities. Well, my CFO needed a little guidance in the beginning, but then took off and did an awesome job. My CEO was the same. My Agent, not so much. He's a student who struggles a bit in school to begin with, so referring him to "read your manual" was not an option. I ended up doing about half the work for him, and doling out tasks to the CEO to also help cover (the CFO kept busy paying bills and doing payroll and such). All in all it was a great day and the kids seemed to learn a lot and have a lot of fun doing their jobs. When I saw the girls (CFO and CEO) the next day, they said that they'd slept VERY WELL after that experience, as did I! (The Agent was absent the following day, so I can assume he was also exhausted)

Wednesday I was back at the school to do the Native American Art Literacy unit with the 3 classes I'd just spent all day Tuesday with at BizTown. We were working on soap carvings to emulate the ivory carvings done by the Arctic and SubArctic bands (they weren't tribes) of Native Americans. I had 3 classes total at 9:30, 12:30, and 1:30.

That evening we had Mom's Group (for which I'm the contact person/coordinator) at church, which is always a nice time to sit and chat about stuff with other Mom's. No matter how much I want to not go each time (b/c I'm tired and just want to put on PJs and curl up, not b/c I don't like it), I always feel so much better once I'm there.

OH - did I mention that in between all this craziness I was also making a Pioneer dress, pinafore (apron), and bonnet for Mo? Well, she had a Pioneer Days fieldtrip on Thursday, what else would I be doing? :)

THURSDAY - 4th Grade Pioneer Days fieldtrip. I was a chaperone (of course) and rode up on the bus to Champoeg State Park. It was an awesome day - the kids went through a series of educational stations - one talking about culture and such, one about games kids played and daily life, and one about the farming process. Mo got to be the volunteer to carry the water using a yoke - so cute! After the educational stuff, we headed over for our picnic lunch then let the kids run amok. AND, run amok they did! There were trails that we hiked on, fields that we ran in, and other exploring that was done. Again, a very long and tiring day for all...I nearly fell asleep on the bus on the way back, but thought that may be bad form for the chaperone to snooze on the bus. Got back to the school in time for Mo to go to 4H and me to grab a short nap (about 20 minutes) before picking her up for sewing.

Later that evening was Dave's birthday dinner/celebration at Mom's house - yummy spaghetti, good friends, and lots of fun.

FRIDAY - it seemed like a good idea at the time to schedule a neighborhood coffee at my house, so I was up and doing last minute cleaning and prepping for visitors. Had a great coffee visit with the neighbors, then cleaned up and headed off for a lunch date with another friend who I don't get to see very often. Done with that in time to pick up Mo and the neighbor boy from school and head off to swim practice, where I did find myself falling asleep in the bleachers. Good thing I wasn't on deck - OR in the pool! Turns out Mo needed new goggles, so a shopping trip was in order after practice so she was prepared for the swim meet the next morning.

Friday at about 8:45 I had to head back to the pool to set up for the swim meet. I soooo wanted to not go, but I said I would, so off I went.

SATURDAY - swim meet! Warm-ups at 8am, so Mo and I were off to the pool at 7:30. The meet started at 9:30 and I was due on deck for my job as "head timer" (I hold 2 stopwatches and start them with the "gun", which is actually a buzzer - then if one of the lane timers forgot to start their watch, or something malfunctioned, I run over and trade them for one of mine). I worked as "head timer" until about 11:30 when I was relieved by another parent and headed into the stands to watch Mo's events (she didn't swim till almost noon on Saturday). BUT - the best laid plans and all...they started calling for relief timers nearly as soon as I got settled in in the stands. SO - off I went back down where I ended up doing some lane timing for the remainder of the meet.

SUNDAY - swim meet (again)! 8am warmups, to pool at 7:30, on deck to head time at 9:30, but instead of being relieved at 11:30, I was there until the end of the meet. I took 2 potty breaks (when I found reliable kids to take over for me while I ran to go) and got no food breaks at all. THEN, after the meet...it was clean up time, which (of course) I signed up to do as well.

AND - in between all of this, I was asked to possibly sit on the swim board AND to be trained to be an official for future meets - both of which I said yes to (of course!).

I've been told I'm an excellent Mom - personally I think I'm just an insane Mom...

Our new addition (to be)...

A couple weeks ago we got an email from one of Mo's swim coaches that was looking to place an exchange student from Germany who would be coming to America for 6 months starting in the fall. For whatever reason, I decided I wanted her to come here. Not sure what possessed me at that time, but it seemed like a great experience. When I talked to Murilo (Mo's coach - he's from Brazil), he asked how we'd feel if she decided to stay longer. Of course I said that we'd be OK with that as well.

WELL, the German girl was tentatively placed with another family who only wanted a 6 month placement (and since then was denied admission at our high school, so isn't coming at all). We were given a choice between an 18 year old girl from Sweden, or a 15 year old boy from Denmark. Not wanting to change the male-female ratio in the house too much, we opted for the Swedish girl. We were approved and just began contact with her this weekend.

This is going to be a transition for us, obviously. Not only are we kind of set up as a one-child family, we have never parented a teenager. BUT - I think it's going to be a great experience for all of us. Mo is so very excited to have a big sister, even if only for a school year.

Now that it's a done deal, we can start on the physical transitions needed to make this work. Currently we have Mo's room, our room, and a sewing room. We have no guest bedroom - when guests come, we either give them our room or send them to Mom's house across the street to stay. SO - we're going to be changing the sewing room to a bedroom for her. I have been spending my recent sewing time downstairs instead to get used to the idea of not having a room dedicated to sewing, and it's actually not too bad to be able to sew and be a part of the family as well. We lose the dining room table during these project times, but that's no biggie...everyone loves TV tray nights, and there's always Mom's house right across the street if we really want a table dinner.

We will need to get bedroom furniture in there - a bed and dresser at least. We're thinking that we'll keep the desk that I use as a sewing table in there for her, but move the rest of the furniture (my work table, shelving, and Mo's sewing desk) out. It's not that big of a room, so we have to try to not crowd it too much.

The hardest part is going to be relocating all the sewing stuff - I have a closet full of fabric, as well as many other arts and crafts supplies in there. I'm thinking my "work" cabinet in the garage may be the new location for these things, especially since I no longer need as many supplies as much of the curriculum is online now (and I'm unemployed, but that's another story all together). One option is to donate all the fabric I have (or most of it) and work on a project by project basis. BUT - I hesitate to do that as fabric is expensive and I have several hundreds of dollars worth of it. I'm thinking of a cataloging plan where I can see what I have and access it without pulling out the whole box to search through.

A funny side-product of this was the little "joke" I played on some of my FaceBook friends last week. When we got the word that she was definately coming, I posted that I was "happy to announce that there will be a new addition to the Larmouth household in the fall". WELL - I had no idea the response that was received...I wanted to mess with a few folks, but everyone got in on it and it spread through our small(ish) town. I thought that I had nipped it in the bud, but last night at Dad's group one guy came up and shook Dave's hand congratulating him on the baby. :) The frustrating thing is that the folks I wanted to mess with didn't even reply at all. OH WELL!

So - about Josefin (pronounced "Yo-sa-feen") - she'll be 18 tomorrow and is from Linkoping Sweden, which is one of the larger cities there. In Sweden they only have to go to school through age 16, so she's in a college prep type program studying physics and math and chem and other such things. She's a swimmer, which is how we ended up with her - Murilo has a deal with the exchange company that he gets dibs on any swimmers that come in. It makes perfect sense since we're at the pool all the time already - and she'll have daily contact (or near daily contact) with Murilo as well. Because of our involvement with the swim club, we already have a built in network of teenage friends from families we know and trust, which will be a huge help - I'm not sure how this would work if we didn't have that support system in place. She just became our Facebook friend, so we have spent much of the morning looking at her Facebook page (which is in Swedish) and copying/pasting text into a translator. She seems like a very well behaved girl, smart and dedicated to her studies, but still knows how to have fun with her friends. Without having met her in person, I'm not sure we could have picked a better "big sister" for Morganne. We'll see how it goes, but I KNOW it will be great!